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1.Women are like IPhones, you have to touch
them all over before they respond. Men are
like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything
moves!

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2.Sex education may be a good idea in the
schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be
given homework.

3.In a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is
touching me.
Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my
salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just
triple in the last 5 minutes?

4.WIN WIN BIG!!!
Its your turn to
Win a brand new Mercedes Benz
G- wagon, $5M & an all
expense paid trip to Dubai. All u
have to do is "List the names of
the 5000 people Jesus fed!
Lol

5.Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for
themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d
just walk around naked all the time.

6. It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman. It
doesn't matter if its visa or master card.

7. A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of
men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your
sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river
tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a
group of men near a donkey. One man says
"Since you're our guest you get to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go against custom
starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with
the donkey. Then a man in the group asks
"Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the
donkey to cross the river in order to get to
the tribe of women."

Pick Up Lines

My dick just died, can I bury it in your
vagina?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you
have a pretty sweet ass!

Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash
your back door in!

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly
because I turn the hoes on!

I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all
over me.

I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got
any openings?

"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you
the D later."
 

 

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